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| All about me....... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Hey! This is my lame ass homepage. I guess I should tell you something about myself. Well I have blonde hair, blue eyes. I'm 5'6 and 124#'s. I have 3 piercings, my eyebrow, my tongue, and my belly-button. I'm not a freak though. I live out in the middle of no where. That's in Michigan by the way. I love partying with my friends, all animals, sports, music, and anything that's interesting. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Debra is here helping me create this page too. We hang out together all the time. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Some jokes... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
Here are some jokes I heard today. They are pretty lame but I like a couple of them. | What's the difference between a blonde and a blonde bitch? a blonde will fuck anyone, a blonde bitch will fuck anyone but you! Mommy, Mommy! The milk man is here; have you got the money or should I go out and play again for an hour? What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? The prostitute says "are you done yet", the nympho says "are you done already?", The blonde says "beige...i think i'll paint the ceiling beige." Yes I know I have a horrible sense of humor for thinking they are funny. Especially since I woman AND I am a natural blonde!
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